Audience member: “I was here eight years ago, and I told a story that I thought was really good about when I was living in France and something happened with my daughter. However, a certain guest on the sofa that night really didn’t like my story, and he was rather rude! He actually said, “Is that the best story she could come up with? Who does she bloody think she is?” Funnily enough, my daughter met this person at a nightclub recently —”

Jack: “Oh my god, it’s me!… I sent you a message, didn’t I?”

Audience member: “Thank you very much, you did apologize.”

Jack: “I know. I’m so sorry!”