A content creator’s hilarious “product review” of his four-month-old baby has left social media users laughing, and some parents nodding in agreement.
Ross Pomerantz, who goes by the username “Corporate Bro,” posted a video describing his infant as an “expensive SaaS subscription without a cancellation policy.”
SaaS – or Software as a Service – refers to software provided on a subscription basis over the internet.
“What’s up everyone? Here’s my four-month product review of this baby. Delivery takes a while – nine-plus months – but the product so far has exceeded expectations,” he says in the clip.
Pomerantz praises the “super lightweight” build, “surprisingly durable” design, and the “chef’s kiss” new-baby smell.
“Now, the learning curve, steep, not going to lie to you guys but once you figure out the whole kind of crying = needs something algorithm, its pretty intuitive,” he says.
He calls the “smile feature” a “game-changer” for its “instant dopamine hit every single time” but says the “battery life” is around 90 minutes and “sleep mode still has some bugs,” which he jokes will be fixed in the next update.
On performance, he says, “This thing is a machine. Processes milk at incredible speeds, converts directly to energy and growth. The learning AI is impressive – a lot like having your own personal LLM, if LLMs also peed on you.”
He also lists “enterprise-grade adorability,” “advanced grip functionality,” and “surprisingly good audio” — though at a volume he wishes was “a little lower.”
Finally, Pomerantz declares the “cuddle feature” worth the “premium pricing” despite the “resource-intensive” upkeep. “I would definitely recommend this product for families. They require significant investment, but it’s worth it,” he says.
Watch the viral video here:
The comments section was just as witty. “I’ve got the 2002, 2004, and 2008 models – great products. Watch out for when they go into ‘teen mode’ makes you wish there was a return policy,” one user quipped.
Another user joked, “The sleep glitch update has been on the roadmap for years — don’t hold your breath.”
“Customer support is virtually non-existent, though there are third-party providers if you have an extra five to six figures lying around,” one of the users said.
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Ross Pomerantz’s review clearly struck a nerve with parents who know exactly what he’s talking about.
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