Comedian Shane Gillis took a savage dig at Jordon Hudson and Bill Belichick’s 48-year age gap during his monologue at the ESPYs 2025.
During the live award show at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles Wednesday, the former “Saturday Night Live” star brought up the couple while discussing the gambling scandal surrounding MLB star Shohei Ohtani‘s former interpreter.
“Shohei is a once-in-a-generation talent. No one has been able to do what he does at so many positions: pitcher, hitter and bookie,” he said. (A bookie is a person who determines gambling odds and receives and pays off bets.)
“A bookie is what Bill Belichick reads to his girlfriend before bedtime,” Gillis quipped.
“They do. They read ‘The Very Horny Caterpillar,’ ‘The Little Engine That Could But Needed a Pill First,’ and, of course, the classic ‘Goodnight Boobs.’”
After the audience laughed, Gillis clarified that he wasn’t “trashing” the former New England Patriots coach.
“First off, he’s 73 years old and he’s dating a hot 24-year-old and people are criticizing him. What happened to this country?” the stand-up comedian, 37, asked the crowd.
“We used to be a great country. He won six Super Bowls. He’s dating a hot 24-year-old. Maybe if you guys won six Super Bowls, you wouldn’t be sitting next to a fat, ugly dog wife,” he added.
After the audience gave a mixed reaction, Gillis confessed that he should have cut that part of the joke.
Page Six has reached out to Belichick’s rep for comment but did not immediately hear back.
The North Carolina Tar Heels head coach and Hudson first met on a flight in 2021 after he autographed her textbook.
The Bridgewater State University graduate and Belichick were then spotted together for the first time in January 2023.
In December 2024, Page Six exclusively reported that the eight-time Super Bowl champ “couldn’t care less” about their age gap “because he appreciates Jordon for the woman that she is.”
“Jordon is an old soul so she and Bill connect on a deep level,” the insider told us last year. “Age is just a number to them.”
The beauty pageant queen has also poked fun at their age gap, calling Belichick her “old bae” while eating Old Bay seasoning on chicken wings.