I’m not sure whether Hailey Bieber has come across the countless TikTok videos wherein amateur colour theorists describe her as a “soft autumn”–that is, someone who looks best in the earthy tones of fallen leaves and pumpkin spice lattés–but she’s nonetheless found a colour seemingly made for her palette alone: a glossy shade of shamrock green that bounces just so against the bronzed skin she’s spent the summer cultivating. (Alongside doing other things, like, I don’t know, selling Rhode for a billion dollars.)

Last night, the multi-hyphenate businesswoman stepped out in a strapless minidress in that exact–let’s call it “tan-maxxing”–shade, anchored to Saint Laurent’s Babylon mules with The Row’s Cecily bag at her side. It’s the latest in a seriously enviable collection of abbreviated dresses that stylist Dani Michelle has brought into her wardrobe, including a leopard-print fall 1996 Versace mini, a sparkling fall 2004 Dolce & Gabbana mini, an ice-blue spring 1998 Tom Ford-era Gucci mini, and a fall 2025 Marine Serre mini made from upcycled watches.

Hailey Bieber clearly shares as much enthusiasm for the UVA-boosting minidress as an early-career Victoria Beckham, who, I’m sure, would be pleased to have read Bieber’s recent prediction that “Hervé Leger bandage dresses are back,” given her own patronage of the designer’s crisscrossed bands. (I mean, who can forget a practically Ronseal-ed Posh Spice posing at Marc Jacobs’s spring 2008 presentation.) Perhaps it’s only a matter of time before Rhode launches its own range of fake tan–or better yet, a suncream.