And now, as promised, here’s my official ranking of all the Oreos I’ve tried with no explanation whatsoever:

If you disagree with me, tough cookies. Go outside and scream at a tree or something.

17. Golden Birthday Cake Oreo

16. Birthday Cake Oreo

15. Golden Oreo

14. Selena Gomez Oreo

13. Banana Split Oreo

12. Toffee Crunch Oreo

11. Lemon Oreo

10. Red Velvet Oreo

9. Tiramisu Oreo

8. Peppermint Bark Oreo

7. Mint Oreo

6. Chocolate Creme Oreo

5. Double Stuf Oreo

4. Dark Chocolate Oreo

3. Halloween Double Stuf Oreo

2. Standard Oreo

1. Peanut Butter Oreo