I’ve been waiting very patiently for the Season 3 premiere of And Just Like That… to hit HBO Max (or HBO, or Max, or whatever it’s called now; I feel like a boomer struggling to understand they/them pronouns). Finally, this week, we were fed—and, oh, what a delusional, delightful feast it was! Giant hats, ridiculous dating choices, Central Park dog drama….I missed this show, and I missed poking gentle fun at it even more.

Below, find (literally) every thought I had about the hotly anticipated return of Carrie Bradshaw & Company:

1. I love when an episode kicks off with a peek into Carrie’s legendary closet.
2. This loose roll of paper towels in Carrie’s living room is killing me, I don’t know why.
3. I think it’s because it’s very hard to picture Carrie Bradshaw buying paper towels?
4. There’s our Carrie! Writing Aidan a…blank postcard!
5. And wearing Simone Rocha!
6. Okay, the least believable thing so far is that a MILF of Miranda’s status would be ignored at a lesbian bar.
7. In fact, what bar is this? It’s not Cubbyhole, because there are no undergraduates puking outside of it (God bless).
8. Wait, so Carrie’s doing the blank-postcard thing because she’s really not going to communicate with Aidan for five years?
9. I know there’s a man shortage in New York, and I know Aidan has a dreamy smile, but this is ridiculous.
10. Miranda running into her son’s old babysitter at the lez bar (and humiliating herself in front of her) is so relatable.
11. I do really like the babysitter’s little corset top over a white tee.
12. Seema’s passed out waiting for a late-njght Zoom date with her director boyfriend, but he’s not available?
13. At least her hair looks amazing.
14. Cigarette in bed???? Glam (and toxic).
15. Well, spoke too soon on that one, because a fire starts and a firefighter correctly yells at Seema about smoking in bed.
16. ROSIE O’DONNELL?
17. We are so back.
18. Oh, I need Lisa’s printed silk pajamas.
19. The pink bakery box (ever-present on LA craft services tables) in Lisa’s kitchen is such a fun thing to watch for, especially in shows that are set in New York.
20. Off-leash-dog-hours confrontation time!
21. Hey, it’s Rock!
22. And Lily!
23. Wow, Lily’s blowout and school uniform are really giving Gossip Girl.
24. Okay, stop everything. What is this deflated hoop skirt on Carrie’s head?
25. Is that…a tradwife kiddie pool?
26. Or…a Victorian child’s Christmas dress?
27. Last one: an enormous gingham crepe?
28. Oh Lisa, I beg you not to earnestly use the word “sheroes.”
29. Lisa’s right, there really is nothing cool about running for comptroller.
30. Her giant necklace, on the other hand, is very cool.
31. Oof, Carrie just took a hard fall.
32. Am I the only one thinking about the time in the original series when Miranda threw her back out and Carrie sent Aidan to deal with it?
33. Just saying, maybe someone deserves some comeuppance.
34. Dinner at Tavern on the Green with a lesbian nun…..say yes to life, Miranda!
35. I am really enjoying Lisa’s fuck ass bob.
36. Thank God Anthony’s hot Italian boyfriend is still around.
37. Also obsessed with Lily being into a male ballet dancer.
38. Maybe it is actually good for teenage girls to grow up in New York City.
39. Aidan!
40. I still think this arrangement is insane, but he does look hot.
41. That said, I am weirdly put off by his sexy talk.
42. I’m not so into this guy for Seema.
43. Nor am I so into this canceled-dog storyline for Charlotte, for that matter.
44. I respect Carrie for not wanting to have phone sex in front of her cat.
45. I’m sorry, but men doing a cappella will always make me itchy.
46. Oh, Miranda, I love your kindness, but you do not need to meet a lesbian nun at the M&M Store in Times Square.
47. Carrie! You’re so sad! Leave this man! Again!