Sorry to Huda and Jeremiah, but the most toxic couple of the summer is Mike Mike and Yonaa on “I Got Something For You.” The Milwaukee duo, coming on the heels of their massively underrated twerk anthem “Shake It,” play the roles of that one couple defined by lies, cheating, and jealousy that for some reason won’t break the hell up. I might be underselling it, because Mike and Yonaa are really on one, pushing the story to places that even the craziest soap operas would never go. Within the first 40 seconds, in their seamless back and forth over a gentle club bounce, Yonaa reveals that she’s smashing Mike’s friend and Mike tells her he’s been hiding a baby from her on the side. From there, it only gets more absurd and unhinged. Yonaa threatens to off his side girl and frame him for it, and she also says she’s going to break his car down. Meanwhile, Mike on the defense, getting run off the floor by Yonaa’s threats, comes up with a fantasy of her smoking hookah at the club laced with fentanyl. Kind of Hitchcockian. It’s gotta be the most fucked up anti-romance song of the year.