Pope Leo made his first trip abroad to Turkey this past week, which gave us some pretty great Pope-on-a-plane content.
He Holiness gave a little speech.
He had a little kiki with the pilots.
He had his dramatic staring-out-the-window cinematic moment.
And he levitated down some illuminated airstairs.
He was also handed a bat, and that turned into a whole internet meme thing.
“The flight attendant said to put your laptop away, friend.”
“‘I believe you’re in my seat.'”
“‘The Lord is forgiving, I am not, stop kicking my seat please.'”
“Thou shalt not put their backpack in the overhead bin.”
“Chicago Pope uses hometown mob tactics to convert believers, circa 2025.”
“‘What did I tell you about sticking your bare feet on my armrest?'”
“Stop reclining the seat.”
“Heard someone here wasn’t caring for a stranger.”
“This is JD vance’s sleep paralysis demon.”
“‘Go ahead. Sing ‘Mary did you know’. I dare you.'”
“‘We’re going to have a little talk about reclining your seat back into the knees of the person sitting behind you.'”
“He can just beat you up, no one would believe you.”
“‘I have had it with these motherfuckin’ snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane!'”
And lastly, “Having an american pope has been amazing Content.”
